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WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILLA
ME BEING FASHIONABLY LATE TO THE PREGAME
DRINKS INSTEAD OF DRAMA, ALWAYS
WHEN SOMEONE SUGGESTS HAPPY HOUR

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

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WHEN SOMEONE MENTIONS GOING TO THE GYM

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

WHEN SOMEONE MENTIONS PIZZA, I’M LIKE:

If I was honest on my resume about my skills and experiences
How I feel about moving up in my career
When I’m the only one who’s drunk at a holiday party
The rare occasion when I get to leave the office at 6pm
Every time I think I have my life together

whatshouldwecallme:

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