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When someone hands me something healthy when I’m hungover
AFTER A FEW ROUNDS OF SHOTS

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EXPECTATION:

REALITY:

NATTY LIGHT

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IN HIGH SCHOOL:

IN COLLEGE:

NOW:

When I’m starving and my delivery is taking forever to arrive
Warm buttered bread
When someone mentions day drinking
When my buzz starts to kick in
WALKING INTO THE OFFICE ON MONDAY AFTER DANCING ON THE BAR AT THE FRIDAY HAPPY HOUR
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS IF I STARTED DRINKING BEFORE I GOT READY

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Iā€™M LIKE:

ME & MY CLASSY SELF